just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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