this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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