i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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