Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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