I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
When did we convert life to cartoon?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Randomize
