im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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