I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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