mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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