Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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