i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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