69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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