WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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