and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
