god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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