dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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