normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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