just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
he puts the penis in happiness.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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