I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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