Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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