The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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