There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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