You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize