And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Who died my cat blue again?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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