i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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