I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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