her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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