i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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