I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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