Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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