oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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