OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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