How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
