i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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