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Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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