so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
My feet surprised me
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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