He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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