David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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