Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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