I faked an abortion last night.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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