just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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