I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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