i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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