we're blogging at a bar
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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