I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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