As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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