she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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