drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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