Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize