And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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