Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
