He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize